Step It Up and (Lap) Dance

While I patiently await the new season of So, You think you can Dance I stumbled upon yet another dance-themed reality TV show called Step It Up and Dance, hosted by Elizabeth Berkley, who's best known (maybe) for leaving Saved by the Bell to launch her big-screen debut in Showgirls, a really horrid flick with an impossibly long and unrealistic orgasm-in-the-swimming-pool scene that is about as erotic as someone eating soup really loudly. IMDB lists its plot keywords as, "Lesbianism, Topless Women, Vomit Scene, and Box Office Flop", which is entirely more interesting than the movie itself. But I digress.

The new dance show: Elizabeth Berkley is its most redeeming quality.