Moms are the Best

Things about my mom:

She's a hoarder. Bulk is her bliss;

She's a repeater. She will literally say the same thing, in the same words, with the same intonation in her voice three or four times before I tell her, "Yeah, I got it" and even then she will say it one more time to be sure;

She's a liar! She took me to the local nail shop to show me off and paid for my manicure but not before telling the room that the reason my hands were so nice is because I've "never worked"!!!! BTW, I've worked many jobs since age 15, thank you very much, but my mother later explained that what she meant was, I've never had a "hard job";

and

She's a bit of a nut. I borrowed her small digital camera and these are the photos I found on it...