Crate 'N' Crate

The ad below (not the photo above) was posted on Kijiji:
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NEED A CUSTOM CRATE BUILT??
Location: Windsor

I am a 23yr old male looking for extra work. I am in need of cash. If you need a custom crate made i can do it for you. I will charge you for parts and labour.

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My initial thought was "Thanks Captain Obvious!" He makes custom crates for money because he needs money. If you need a custom crate he'll build a custom crate for you. He'll charge you for it though, 'cause he needs cash. But he'll only charge you for parts and labour (no, you don't have to match the pension contributions he made while making your custom crate).

Then I thought that his market was a little small. If he can build a custom crate couldn't he theoretically build all sorts of wooden things?

Funny enough, though, I could have used a custom crate last month for the Halifax museum exhibit (which Purolator either broke or lost most of).

Then I forgot what I was originally looking for.

Then I had some more Tuscan Lemonade.